She announced her abortion via fbk
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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