Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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