so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
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