We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
just found out that she named her cat after me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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