your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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