you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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