so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
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