I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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