I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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