she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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