I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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