When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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