Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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