so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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