no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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