so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
You can't motorboat a personality
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Randomize
