I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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