Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
