That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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