Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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