home. puking in laundry basket.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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