Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
