New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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