dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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