so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
All the doctor said was why
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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