Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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