Whod you bang
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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