last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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