What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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