About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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