My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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