Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
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