when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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