this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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