i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Houston, we have a squirter
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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