Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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