Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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