Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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