so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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