found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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