why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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