So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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