Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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