it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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