Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Are my feet made of real feet?
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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