Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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