so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
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