What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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