Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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