So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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