Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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