i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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