grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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